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Friday Funnies: Grammar Sheriff
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{Bonus points to anyone who gets that reference.}

Cyanide & Happiness (Explosm.net)
Even when I hear things like this being said in Westerns or by "hillbillies", it still makes my skin crawl. But I'd be a hypocrite if I said I've never used a double negative before. My prime transgression? "Ain't nobody got no time for that."
So what's your favorite double negative to say?
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Last year, Guardian opinion desk editor David Shariatmadari, who often writes about language and communication, considered some of the ways that pronunciation of the English language has changed with time. His article examined eight specific types of changes, some of which are quite recent. I already knew about some of these shifts— for example, that "adder" and "apron" used to start with "n" (nadder and napron)—but others were new to me. In general, I enjoyed the article.
( Learn more about Shariatmadari's discussion … )Answer: What are "false friends"?
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( What are 'false friends'? )
Answer: Math versus Maths
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The short answer is, the only difference between the two is British and American usage. ( Let's take a look, with examples from Teen Wolf and Torchwood. )
Blast from the Past: Is "Was/Is Sat" Correct?
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Let's explore a curious quirk shared by a very few English verbs. They're all a bit irregular, and they all have to do with putting things or people into position.
( With the help of the cast of the CLAMP manga series xxxHoLic ... )Friday Funnies -- Claussicce Englisshe
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Reader garonne asked us "What are the rules for archaic declension and conjugation? (thou, art, etc.)" Although we can't present all the details of Early Modern English in the scope of a Fandom Grammar article, we'll take look at some of the most characteristic features of this romantic-sounding ancestor of the language that we use here today.
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debirlfan asked us "What are the rules for American versus British usage for 'hospital' and 'surgery'?
It's true that British usage on these common medical terms differs from what's encountered in the United States. We'll take a closer look at how these words work.
( With help from the cast of Bleach )Answer: Adviser versus Advisor
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Today we're answering this question! Find out when and where 'advisor' is used, as well as how it's different from 'adviser'. Fandom example was taken from Confessions of a Shopaholic.
( adviser versus advisor )
Answer: “Fit” versus “Fitted”
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todeskun asked us, "When do you use 'fit' versus 'fitted'? As in, 'it fit him to a T' or 'it fitted him to a T'?"
It turns out that which one you use depends on which side of the Atlantic you live. Let's take a closer look.
( We'll be assisted by the cast of Batman ... )Answer: "Theater" vs. "Theatre"
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"I'm doing my homework," Buffy protested. "Do you spell theater 'e-r' or 'r-e'?"
"Ah, yes," Giles sniffed. "The manufactured American dilemma, one of my perennial favorites."
Giles is right: Unless you're an American author or are using American spellings, the answer is that 'theatre' is the correct spelling.
Generally, 'theatre' is used through most of the world. The most plausible difference for the difference in the US I've found is that in the 1820s, Noah Webster (of Webster's dictionary fame) worked to simplify American English spellings by making all 'er'-sounding words consistent in spelling, which meant turning 'theatre' to 'theater.' However, the difference didn't stick (though as noted below, it did with 'color' and 'center'), and now in American English we have the National Theatre of the Deaf as well as the Charles Theater of Baltimore.
There are a few vague, non-binding rules of thumb:
- Some organizations use 'theatre' as the art form and 'theater' as the building the art is staged in.
- A movie palace is more likely to be a 'theater' than a venue for live performance (much less the performance itself). I've read theories that theatrical companies held on to 'theatre' in an effort to distinguish themselves from movie houses, but I couldn't find any proof of that.
- In Canada, India, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, and Australia, the word of choice is 'theatre.' Only the Americans tried this 'reform the spelling' idea.
"I'm going to be on Broadway," Rachel declared. "So that's what I wrote my article about."In general, unless you're not American or are working from a specific style book, you can use whichever spelling feels more comfortable to you. If you're talking about a specific building or theatrical company, look up the official name of the theater (or theatre) you're using to be certain.
"Well," Kurt sniffed, "in your enthusiasm you forgot how to spell the name of the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre."
Rachel pouted. "I did not! It's got two 'n's, and--"
"'T' and 'e' at the end, not 'e' 'r.'" Kurt snapped his copy of the school newspaper at her.
Rachel's face fell in horror. "That copy editor!"
Here's an article from Theatre in Chicago that endorses the Webster theory.
Answer: Spelling Out a Drawl
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riverfox wants to know "Is there a rule/permission that allows for the literal drawl of words? ('Jaaaaaaaaack!' versus 'Jack,' Daniel drawled)."
The only answer that's been discovered is "Not exactly."
( With examples from Saiyuki )Answer: "High point" and "low point" synonyms
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Unfortunately, since I’m not well versed in Greek and Latin roots—which would make identifying “high point” and “low point” synonyms much easier—I’ve got to look things up. Lucky for me, dictionary.com’s thesaurus function makes it easy to find synonyms for any word.
( To the synonyms! With examples from Supernatural and Saiyuki. )
Past tense of "slay"
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With examples from Stargate.
( For this answer, we get to talk about conjugating an irregular verb in English! )
Answer: Uninterested vs. Disinterested
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What exactly is the difference between uninterested and disinterested? These two words are close - but they are not identical.
( With examples from Saiyuki )Answer: Right, rite, wright, and write
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( With examples from NCIS )
Answer: Vicious vs. Viscous
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Inquiring minds want to know the difference between vicious and viscous.
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From Hyperbole and a Half - The Alot is Better Than You at Everything